Avatar: The Pandora will be stripped The Hustler porn parody is at work on the success of James Cameron. Expect performance
alien
article appeared in Spot and No Web 10 of 22 January 2010
I am sure you would know that all mention one of the stars of Star Trek and Beverly Hills 90210. If you do not remember the name, you at least think of his face. Lumpy in the first case, with crest and plaid shirt in the second.
have been many parodies of series like these, including one in particular. For fans of the genre, Hustler will not be a new name. And 'the magazine that has produced the red light in key pornographic parodies of various series, including the previously mentioned Star Trek and Beverly Hills, but also
Happy Days, and recently of people like Sarah Palin and Tiger Woods. The review
peppered with everything that has happened and is on the lips of the media and people hit the last giant of the film, Avatar. The films of James Cameron's record collections, as should be clear that the cost of a 3D projection is higher than the cost of traditional
.
That said, we do not know what we will see in the remake of porn, then we can only imagine until the end of filming, hoping that the processing times are not as biblical as the director of Titanic.
On the other hand, if the Bible were, the world would know the best porn star of all time ...
The characters in the film just released in theaters are a kind of indigenous species, the indigenous aliens Na'vi, not quite pleasing to the view, to tell the truth. Perhaps it is better not even imagine dealing with the pleasures of the flesh, but as someone already wants. What will happen in version XXX
can guess, but who knows if the aliens mate with humans, if they prefer sit between them, if anyone discovers the gay side of the universe or if all be gathered in a planetary megaorgia banner of universal love ...
Even the title is certain. 'This Is not Avatar XXX' was considered too unattractive to the site of the film magazine Empire, so readers are likely to propose
something more original.
One wonders now if the second version will be offered in 3D.
You better appreciate the qualities of the alien, which could in fact become the passion of hardcore fetishists. The
invented language to communicate with the natives of Pandora will not help much with those of Hustler, nor the effects created in years and years of work by Cameron and associates.
Yet, as I suspect that we will see a lot of alien appearance also in XXX. Indeed, surely we will see many more.